I had a dream last night that Patrick Kane was a stand up comic. All of his jokes were about Tazer I was sitting at a table next to Jonny. He didn’t think anything was funny. But after Patrick finished his set, Jonny gave him a standing ovation.

My subconscious nailed their relationship and I’ve never been so proud of myself. 

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micdotcom:

Watch: Conan O’Brien sing ‘The Simpsons’ iconic monorail song

This weekend, to celebrate 25 years of The Simpsons, a cavalcade of voice actors and stars filled Los Angeles’ Hollywood Bowl for a night of awesome Simpsons music. Though Nancy Cartwright, Yeardley Smith and Hank Azaria were on hand (three people who supplied many voices for the people of Springfield), the real show-stopper came when Conan O’Brien stepped out to sing the famous “Monorail Song” from the fourth season’s “Marge vs. the Monorail” episode.

More videos from the live show

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rossettichristina:


larger size for your viewing pleasure

new theory: sidney’s head tilts farther the more excited he is. 

dat ass, tho… *____*

solarcat:

rossettichristina:

larger size for your viewing pleasure

new theory: sidney’s head tilts farther the more excited he is. 

dat ass, tho… *____*

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amazingatheist:

I’m so glad to see the younger generation waking up to this hypocrisy. 

The homeowner at 22 one is killing me.

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This meme makes me so angry because it’s so on-target.

I am screaming

this isn’t even funny to me it just makes me want to find the nearest baby boomer and deck them in the mouth

I reblog this every time because it always re-ignites my anger.

I feel you sphynx-prince.  

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Claude Giroux voted for himself when asked what player he’d like to build a franchise around. That’s so Claude it’s ridiculous. I demand Danny reading that, rolling his eyes, and muttering under his breath. 

He also picked Tazer and Crosby. 

Also, I think I’m going to start shipping Nate MacKinnon/Sidney Crosby. 

mutemuse:

Wayne Simmonds and Claude Giroux in town today. Definitely a sign of the upcoming @NHL season. (at NHLStore NYC)

mutemuse:

Wayne Simmonds and Claude Giroux in town today. Definitely a sign of the upcoming @NHL season. (at NHLStore NYC)

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schweindiggy:

Russian Prime Minister Vladimir Putin lays flowers at the Arena-2000, the home venue of Lokomotiv Yaroslav in Yaroslavl on September 10, 2011 during a farewell ceremony. 43 people were killed September 7, 2011 when a Russian jet carrying hockey players of Lokomotiv Yaroslavl to their first match of the KHL (Kontinental Hockey League) season crashed on takeoff in the latest blow to the country’s tainted air safety record.

schweindiggy:

Russian Prime Minister Vladimir Putin lays flowers at the Arena-2000, the home venue of Lokomotiv Yaroslav in Yaroslavl on September 10, 2011 during a farewell ceremony. 43 people were killed September 7, 2011 when a Russian jet carrying hockey players of Lokomotiv Yaroslavl to their first match of the KHL (Kontinental Hockey League) season crashed on takeoff in the latest blow to the country’s tainted air safety record.

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